Wynn (ominously): Dude…
Me (with a feeling of impending doom based on past experience and the fact that she just got off the phone with her boyfriend): What?
Wynn: Did you know that Universal Studios is building a Harry Potter theme park?
Me (feeling more relaxed): Yeah, it’s supposed to open next year, I think.
Wynn (in a tone of utter betrayal): WHAT?!?!?! WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME?!
Me (defensively, as if I’d cheated on her): I thought you knew! I thought we’ve talked about it and how we were going to go together when it opens.
Wynn (still worked up): No. We didn’t talk about this! I would’ve remembered.
Me: Oh, I’m sorry.
Ah, I love Wynn. We were so made for each other. Why couldn’t she be a guy? I would so date her.